I Double Dog Dare You!

Often times when I'm supervising Macy's bath, I get all the great stories everyone else in our family misses out on. I mean some have the idea that hurrying through the bath is a great idea but I kinda' like the time because all I do is talk with my daughter & get a chance to CR-ACK up!

Macy Walker's had a lil bit of a cold the last few days, you know the typical runny nose and such. She covered her nose as she sneezed only to come out with a handful of clear snot .. I know, gross! I told her to stick her hand in the water to get it off. What do you think happened next? She stuck her hand up to my face & said, "Ya' wanna' bite of this?" and then she laughed hysterically! Really? Did she REALLY just ask me if I wanted to taste her snot?!? All I could do was say that's disgusting while the laughter rolled out of me.

She quickly said, "Nah, I'm just kidding" and slowly put her hand down toward the water. I of course still laughing began antagonizing/teasing her saying "No, c'mon .. YOU eat it." She repeated the previous behavior followed by words of just kiddin' and then suddenly .... she stuck that little postage stamp tongue out & licked a teeny tiny bit of the snot only to hear me go "MACY WALKER!! THAT IS DISGUSTING!" and then die laughing. She roared with laughter & goes, "Welp, you dared me!"

Ahhh, this kid is a trip. She's JUST like me. I don't eat snot but I've done a lot of things in my life on a mere dare.

Dear Jesus, please help me!