RuPaul Who?

I'm sure you wouldn't be shocked to learn Macy Walker is quite the showman ... or is it show-woman, I don't know? Either way, she ain't afraid of puttin' on the ritz! In October, I took Macy to a fashion show. I'm not talkin' bout some stand up in a store & model show, I'm talkin' bout a full fledged catwalk with perfect runway beats to snap those quick-steppin' legs to. Big tousled up hair & crazy make-up--THAT kind of fashion show! Since Macy's the kind of girl who'll wear her fanciest dress with cowboy boots to the pond, dig up dirt, chase boys and give 'em a good wallop with her pea-sized fist and then ask if she looks pretty while I'm picking the grass from her hair because she's rolled down the hill ... I wasn't sure how this supermodel, runway fashion show would fair with her.

I've learned in the months following the fashion show she wasn't really all that impressed with the styles, what that girl was impressed with was the strut! Every since October, we've been forced to blast Lady Gaga-like songs so she can sashay around the house in quick-step, pronounced knee bend model form. Oh yes, there's a pause, hip pop, pivot, turn at the "end" of the runway ... believe that!

She's gotten SO talented at producing her one woman shows, she's incorporated us into her activities. We oblige. I mean hey, why not? Right? She's even gone as far as having fashion shows during family gatherings. Our latest show took place on Thanksgiving. My brother-in-law who's a high school wrestling coach along with one of his former wrestlers whom now wrestles at OU participated in the "Fall 2009 Macy's Day Fashion Show" and lemme tell you folks .... RuPaul ain't got nothin' on these boys! ;)

Enjoy!