Macy Walker lost her 5th tooth last night, yes count them ... Five! (Yes, that's Macy's writing, done without prompting--"THIS IS MY 5th TOOTH".) There was one slight problem though, the tooth fairy FORGOT --Gasp! How dare she?!?--Macy was quick to visit my bedside at the crack of dawn, whispering in her delightful voice while holding up what the tooth fairy should've retrieved and rolling her eyes, "the tooth fairy must've forgotten!" and then letting out a sigh of disappointment followed with another whispered "but it's your birthday so I'm gonna let you go back to sleep." Awwwwe how sweet and to think that hussy of a lady, "the tooth fairy" forgot her!
Well, rest assured I was quickly reminded ohhh, four times throughout the day about the forgetful fairy. By the end of the day, I was certain she'd go to sleep with a homemade shank just waiting for that rotten absent minded old bat, the "the tooth fairy" but you can see, nothing but sweetness awaited her. ;)
The Toothfairy developed Alzheimers at our house. I decided to tell my kids about it a long time ago. Daelynn still believes. So the last time she was at our house and lost one, of course, the Toothfairy forgot. Kayla had lost one too. I left an envelope for each girl with the addresses already written on them. I made up the To: The Toothfairy ~ 1234 Enamel Way ~ Fairyville USA. I told the girls that the Toothfairy didn't want to wake them up and she wanted them to mail their teeth to her. So we dropped their teeth in the envelopes and sent them off. Two or three days later we received an envelope for both girls. Each one had a personalized letter with $1 in it. The Sender address was ~ The Toothfairy ~ 1234 Enamel Way ~ Fairyville, USA!!! Sorta put my story about the myth out the window. Thanks go out to USPS.
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